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What's going on here, a coffee clutch?

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Mr. Gallagher, you are disturbing our
picnic.

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Oh, come on, Dota. We're coming up
early. There's nobody on the stage to

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the customers coming off the rides.

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What are you doing, Dota? He'll be out
there, Mr. Gallagher, like always.

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Deke, remind me to set yous up for
Father's Day.

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Come on, Billy.

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Let's get going.

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I'll be out front.

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Okay, Mr. Gallagher.

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You know, it just doesn't figure.

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With all your years in show business,
you still can't judge character.

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This is the second time in three weeks.

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Well, sometimes you can go a year
without running into one of those

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I've been getting them in bunches like
bananas.

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Oh, I know, Dodo, but trouble in the
park's no good. It hurts our reputation.

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For over 50 years, people looked to
Steeplechase Park for good, clean

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entertainment. I know, I know. Hey.

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You're liable to have a pretty good lip.

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Maybe we'd better have the doc take a
look at it.

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You don't care about my lip. You're just
nosing around to see if you can smell

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liquor on my breath. Well, it ain't
there, see?

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Dodo ain't had a drink in a month, Mr.
Gallagher. He ain't touched a drop.

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say you ain't.

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I'll be washed up in about ten minutes.

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I got 40 bucks coming. They'd better be
waiting. You don't have to wait ten

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minutes. You're washed up right now.

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Here's your money.

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I like being stage manager here, see?

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And you're not going to cost me my job.

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And if I were you, I wouldn't come back
around the park again either.

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Yay.

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I thought this job was good for the rest
of the summer.

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Sniffing around me like a dog.

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What's Mr. Daylor going to say when he
finds out we've been canned? Who cares

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about Daylor? There's a hundred other
agents.

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Hey!

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Why don't we go back with Uncle Goldie?

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No, that's out.

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Goldie and me have been through for
years.

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Okay, doctor. Thanks very much.

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Oh, excuse me. Hey, hey! Go, go!

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Who let you in the building? I come up
to see the foot doctor. My feet's been

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bothering me. Yeah, I want your
conscience.

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Listen, I got a little stag that's going
tomorrow night. Forget it. I wouldn't

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take that kind of work if I was
starving. All right, big guy. Only I

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your name on no marquee, so don't knock
it. Come on, Dink. And just remember

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this. I've seen the best of you guys
come begging.

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Yes, the best of them.

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Who do you think you... Oh, forget it.

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Who was that?

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That's the kind of an agent that sheds
his skin twice a year.

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Oh. Come on. Yeah, we got the pictures.
Uh -huh, we'll call you just as soon as

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something comes up.

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Hi, Winnie. Hi, Dodo.

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Dodo Delwin's here, Mr. Daler.

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Hi, Danny. Don't hi -danny me. I'm Dave
from listening to Gallagher.

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Call must have cost him 40 cents telling
me off about you. Look, it was all a

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mistake. Everything's a little mistake
with you.

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Lost another argument, huh?

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He was a fellow with no sense of humor.
How many jobs do you think there are?

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What does a man have to be made of iron
to handle you?

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Look.

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You satisfied?

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I'm sober, ain't I? I tell you, it was
all a misunderstanding.

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Yeah, he's sober.

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But you're fighting with managers.
You're fighting with customers.

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Next thing you know, I'll be booking you
into the garden. You'll be fighting

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four funny rounds with anybody.

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I just came up to see if you had
anything.

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Wait a minute. Ever hear of Tonka Loma
Lodge?

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Lake Tonka Loma up near halls by now.
I'm sending this show up over Labor Day

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It's a week room and board in a hundred
bucks. And if you click you can go back

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next season 16 weeks That sounds pretty
good Danny, huh? Dink. All right. See

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you 10 o 'clock. We're auditioning for
the client. Mr Jackson rehearsal hall

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around the corner He likes you you're in
you like him Thanks a lot Danny. Don't

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thank me. Just go home get some supper
and be there on time

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This is going to be the best job we ever
had. Yeah, it'll be kind of like going

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to camp like a little rich kid.

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As far as me getting the job up there
for the next season, it's a cinch.

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That's the way to talk, Dodo.

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Nothing to be afraid about.

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Just an audition.

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He's got to like you. Yeah.

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What's the matter?

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You know what I forgot to get? What?
Some mouthwash for the lip.

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I'll get it. You go on upstairs. No,
you've been running around enough today.

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Now go on, go upstairs.

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Get stuff ready for dinner. And look in
my trunk for my piano lead sheet for

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tonight. I'll be back in a minute.

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Bye.

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Hold 20 of that for rent.

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I'm only going to the drugstore.

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I know.

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Except the drugstore's on this side of
the street.

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Oh.

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There's the flurry of punches.

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He's crumbling. He's down.

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A hard right uppercut. Smart on the
button.

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Eight. Nine.

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Ten. He's out.

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The fight's over.

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Dodo. Dodo.

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Gee, Ding. He's really gone this time.

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Yeah. But he's tired, too.

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Here, Lucky. Go get some tomato juice
and ice.

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Dodo.

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Dodo.

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Oh, hi, Dinkins.

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Gee, Donald, why did you have to?

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Oh, I only had a couple.

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Donald!

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Come on.

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I'm all right.

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Here,

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drink this.

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Well, I don't mind if I do, Dink.

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That's not what I earned.

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That's what I earned. Come on.

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Please. Some ice, then.

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Oh, no.

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Oh, no, Dink.

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That'll bring him around.

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Oh, not on my back, Dink. Oh, no. Boy,
here.

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Now, Dink.

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Come on. See if you can stand up. Yeah,
I can stand up. Your old man's all

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right. Your old man's always all right.

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Please, Dodo. Mr.

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Dink will be waiting.

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We're on our way right now.

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I'll get you out and cook, Dodo. Thank
you.

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I'll give him a show.

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Yes, sir. I'll have us up at Toko...
Toko... What's the place you're going?

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Yeah. Here you are, Dodo. Thank you.

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It's in the bag. It's in the bag.

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I'll be all right. Don't you worry. I'll
be all right.

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By the time we walk over to that
rehearsal hall, I will be all right.

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Come on, Beto.

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Thanks very much. I'll call you.

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Well, Mr. Jackson?

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Good. Very good.

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I like him.

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You're dealing with Danny Daylor.

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Talent. You know, I'm not going to send
you anything small time.

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Now, how about this Delwyn fellow?

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He'll be here, Mr. Jackson.

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Although auditioning Dodo Delwyn is an
insult.

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He was a Ziegfeld star.

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Ziegfeld star, huh?

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I still want to see him.

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Come in.

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Hello, Mr.

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Daylord.

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Mr. Jackson.

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Meet Don O'Dellwyn.

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Hello. Nice to see you, sir.

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Funny.

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He's drunk.

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I am not drunk.

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Now, don't be hasty, Mr. Jackson.

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What are you trying to do to me?

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I can't use a lush.

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Look, I got another fellow for you. Phil
Marlake. Funniest man you ever met in

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your life.

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A teetotaler.

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All right, Daylord. All right.

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But mark my words, if he isn't funny,
out of your pocket.

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Have him up there by Friday.

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He wasn't very sociable, was he?

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You sponge.

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I almost lost that whole account on
account of you.

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I couldn't book you to a dog fight if
you were made of liver.

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You know why you're washed up in this
business, Dodo?

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I'll tell you.

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Because nobody can depend on you.

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You're just as drunk now as the night
you fell off the stage at the Ziegfeld

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Follies.

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What are you going to do? Punch me in
the nose like you did Goldie?

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Don't bother to come in for your
pictures.

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I'll mail them to you.

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Come on, Dotto. We better go.

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hat and coat.

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I forgot the mouthwash. Dodo!

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Look, I'm just gonna get some meat for
dinner.

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No, Dodo, I'm not hungry.

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You're a grown boy. You gotta eat
regular.

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I ate, Dodo, honest.

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Okay, I'll crawl in the kit. I'll get
some rest.

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I'm pretty tired, Dink.

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Boy, Jink.

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Here, let me help you. I can get it. I'm
here right now. Here, sure.

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Let me help with you.

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Well,

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hurry. Get me out of here, will you?
It's hot in here.

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I can't die.

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Wait a minute. Hold it. Hold it for me.

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Easy.

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You know, it's awfully nice of you to
take care of me like this, Dink.

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You fooled me?

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I'm sure

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busy, ain't you?

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Yeah. Damn.

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Okay, daughter, keep something.

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You're a good boy, Dink.

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Yeah.

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Oh, boy.

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Bye.

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You don't believe what they said about
me getting drunk and falling off the

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stage at the Ziegfeld Follies, do you?

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No.

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About me hitting Goldie?

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No.

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We'll go fishing some other time, I
think.

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Yeah.

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I'm going to lay off of it.

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My word of honor.

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Did you hear what I said, I think?

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Oh, now you're not sore, are you?

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No, I ain't sore.

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Well, didn't you forget something?

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Sure.

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Sand in the left eye.

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Sand in the right eye.

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She has a tear.

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There's mud in your eye.

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Don't look.

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Hmm.

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Good morning.

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Oh, good morning. Is Mr.

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Goldenson in? Who should I say is
calling?

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Tell him Dink Delwin.

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Will you have a seat, Mr. Delwin?

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No, I'll stand down.

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Mr. Goldenson, there's a Mr. Delwin here
to see you.

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Well, send him right in.

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What do you know? Dodo Delwin.

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Why, Dink, how are you?

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Fine, Uncle Colby.

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Where's your father?

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He's not with me. I came alone.

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Hey, how big you're getting.

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00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:54,060
Why, why, I hardly knew you. This is
Dodo Delwin's kid. You never met Joe

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Hoagley, did you? He books club dates
for me.

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Hi. Hi.

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Sit down there. Let me look at you. I
haven't seen you in almost two years.

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Where have you and Dodo been?

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00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:07,560
Never see you anymore. Never hear from
you.

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We haven't been around.

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We've been working out of town for most
of the time.

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Steady, too.

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Tell me, Dink.

252
00:20:14,350 --> 00:20:15,350
How is Dodo?

253
00:20:16,490 --> 00:20:17,870
Fine. Just fine.

254
00:20:18,910 --> 00:20:20,710
We've been busy. Real busy.

255
00:20:21,170 --> 00:20:22,170
Yeah, sure.

256
00:20:22,330 --> 00:20:25,490
Comics like Dodo are hard to find.
Believe me.

257
00:20:26,090 --> 00:20:28,550
Everybody's after him. Even the Markham
office.

258
00:20:28,950 --> 00:20:30,310
They want to be his agent.

259
00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:36,030
But I thought maybe, well, maybe you
could go back to managing him. Like in

260
00:20:36,030 --> 00:20:36,849
old days.

261
00:20:36,850 --> 00:20:38,550
The Markham office handled Dodo?

262
00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:43,110
Listen, nobody handles Dodo Delwyn but
me. Even if there's no commission in it.

263
00:20:43,390 --> 00:20:46,850
Well, he'd want you to get your 10%.
I'll tell you what, Dink.

264
00:20:47,610 --> 00:20:51,310
Here's 50 just to keep Dodo from going
with the Markham office.

265
00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:52,650
Just on account.

266
00:20:52,890 --> 00:20:54,050
Oh, I couldn't take that.

267
00:20:54,350 --> 00:20:57,310
Ah, just a minute, Dink. This is an
advance on the booking.

268
00:20:57,570 --> 00:20:58,630
A booking? Sure.

269
00:20:59,110 --> 00:21:02,530
Something's always coming up. We're
always looking for a comic, aren't we,

270
00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:06,850
Yeah. Lots of times we'd say if we only
knew where to get in touch with Dodo,

271
00:21:06,930 --> 00:21:07,990
didn't we, Joe?

272
00:21:08,690 --> 00:21:11,150
Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right. Well, he's
around.

273
00:21:11,430 --> 00:21:12,710
He's raring to go.

274
00:21:13,150 --> 00:21:15,890
You never saw him better. I never saw
him better?

275
00:21:16,230 --> 00:21:17,850
I had him with Siegfeld.

276
00:21:18,050 --> 00:21:19,810
I'll never forget that ballet number.

277
00:21:20,850 --> 00:21:26,350
He was the poor sap who lost a bent and
had to go to a girl's ballet school.

278
00:21:28,030 --> 00:21:31,990
It was this whole studio filled with
beautiful dancers.

279
00:21:34,890 --> 00:21:37,230
That was very, very nice, girls. Very
nice.

280
00:21:37,870 --> 00:21:42,010
Now, the next thing we shall do will
be... Well, come in, Mr. Elliot.

281
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:47,100
No, I don't think I better. Will you
please come in?

282
00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:50,520
We have no time to play the hide -and
-seek, Mr. Edgar. Come in.

283
00:21:57,460 --> 00:22:00,340
Well, well, well. Look who's here.

284
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:02,240
Mr. Apollo.

285
00:22:05,140 --> 00:22:06,140
Stomach in.

286
00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:07,360
Chest out.

287
00:22:07,580 --> 00:22:08,439
Shoulders back.

288
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:09,440
Hold up.

289
00:22:13,340 --> 00:22:14,340
Line up, please.

290
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:24,260
One and two and three and four and five
and six and seven and... Oh,

291
00:22:24,340 --> 00:22:25,560
no, no, no, no.

292
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:26,779
What's the matter?

293
00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:28,780
Well, it was an accident. My leg won't
stretch.

294
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,180
It's all right this way, but this is
kind of new to me.

295
00:22:31,820 --> 00:22:34,060
It won't stretch, huh? No, ma 'am.

296
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:38,020
I shall stretch it for you. Put your arm
around there.

297
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,560
Straight. Give me your leg.

298
00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:42,860
Give me your leg.

299
00:22:45,250 --> 00:22:48,390
All right, all right, all right, all
right. Up, up.

300
00:22:52,370 --> 00:22:53,930
Get off of there. Get off of there.

301
00:22:55,270 --> 00:22:57,310
Stomach in, shoulders back, get up.

302
00:22:58,090 --> 00:22:59,090
To the bar.

303
00:23:01,950 --> 00:23:02,950
Put your foot on the rail.

304
00:23:04,450 --> 00:23:05,670
Up here, up here.

305
00:23:06,090 --> 00:23:07,630
You have some pretty tall friends, don't
you?

306
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:27,800
Another way to walk.

307
00:23:28,220 --> 00:23:29,400
Walking is not there.

308
00:23:30,140 --> 00:23:31,140
It's here!

309
00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:35,880
Well, I've been using the wrong inn for
years.

310
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,560
Where is your carriage?

311
00:23:39,980 --> 00:23:42,020
The secret of good carriage is pride.

312
00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:46,680
Each day a woman must say to herself, I
have a secret.

313
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:48,800
I am beautiful.

314
00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:50,700
I am beloved.

315
00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:54,100
And she must carry herself as if she
believes it.

316
00:23:55,540 --> 00:23:56,540
Watch.

317
00:23:57,740 --> 00:23:58,740
I have a secret.

318
00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:01,200
I am beautiful.

319
00:24:02,540 --> 00:24:03,540
I am beloved.

320
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:06,600
Now you do it.

321
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:10,240
Me? Yes, you.

322
00:24:12,780 --> 00:24:13,940
Oh, I'd rather not.

323
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:16,420
You will walk or I will give you
demerits.

324
00:24:17,420 --> 00:24:18,420
I'm walking.

325
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:20,560
I have a secret.

326
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:22,480
I am beautiful.

327
00:24:23,540 --> 00:24:24,540
I am beloved.

328
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,440
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Mr.

329
00:24:26,660 --> 00:24:30,490
Elliot. We do not waddle like a duck.
That's the only way I know how to

330
00:24:30,670 --> 00:24:31,409
Hold your head up.

331
00:24:31,410 --> 00:24:32,650
High, high, high.

332
00:24:33,090 --> 00:24:34,170
It's hooked on back there.

333
00:24:34,430 --> 00:24:37,230
Well, hold it up high and hack like a
proud horse.

334
00:24:40,550 --> 00:24:41,550
Move over, Nell.

335
00:24:43,410 --> 00:24:47,610
That will be 20 demerits for bad stable
manners.

336
00:24:48,330 --> 00:24:49,530
Girls, sit down.

337
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:05,260
How many times have I told you not to
eat the candies?

338
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:06,660
You will ruin your shape.

339
00:25:07,060 --> 00:25:08,060
What shape?

340
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:12,440
The next one I catch eating candies and
throw away on the floor all the sticky

341
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:14,820
paper. We get 25 demerits.

342
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:19,020
Line up everybody for the balls.

343
00:25:21,100 --> 00:25:23,800
Come on, hold on. Lively, make it
lively.

344
00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:25,120
That's it.

345
00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:27,360
Music.

346
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:08,980
He could have had the world Here dink
take the 50 just to bind the deal you'll

347
00:27:08,980 --> 00:27:15,500
hear from us. Hey, I Want to ask you
something well ask me

348
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:20,140
well, it's sort of a secret When

349
00:27:20,140 --> 00:27:27,100
you see Doro you

350
00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:31,140
won't tell him I was here no I called
you

351
00:27:32,430 --> 00:27:33,990
Thanks a lot, Uncle Goldie.

352
00:27:34,310 --> 00:27:35,390
Bye. Bye.

353
00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:41,410
From what I've heard, that 50 will end
up in some gin mill.

354
00:27:41,930 --> 00:27:42,950
What's the deal?

355
00:27:44,250 --> 00:27:48,130
You'll go back to my books and you'll
find that I owe Dodo $50.

356
00:27:48,650 --> 00:27:50,490
Ever since he punched you in the nose,
huh?

357
00:27:50,790 --> 00:27:53,190
No, it wasn't like that. We had an
argument.

358
00:27:53,650 --> 00:27:56,790
He'd had a few. I was real hot
-tempered.

359
00:27:57,360 --> 00:28:01,760
I raised my hand and he had to protect
himself, otherwise I would... Sure,

360
00:28:01,860 --> 00:28:04,580
had to protect himself from Killer
Goldenson.

361
00:28:10,820 --> 00:28:11,820
Doro!

362
00:28:17,580 --> 00:28:19,440
Doro! What's the matter?

363
00:28:26,570 --> 00:28:27,570
Yeah?

364
00:28:28,150 --> 00:28:29,410
What'd he say about me?

365
00:28:29,730 --> 00:28:32,090
Nothing. He wants to handle you again.

366
00:28:32,630 --> 00:28:33,630
Handle me?

367
00:28:34,270 --> 00:28:35,270
Don't shout.

368
00:28:35,410 --> 00:28:36,650
Yeah, honest.

369
00:28:36,970 --> 00:28:40,870
He gave me 50 bucks on account so you
wouldn't go with another agent.

370
00:28:41,110 --> 00:28:43,390
Uncle Goldie was just wonderful.

371
00:28:44,430 --> 00:28:46,930
Sure was lucky I ran into him.

372
00:28:48,110 --> 00:28:49,250
Do you see it?

373
00:28:49,550 --> 00:28:50,550
50 bucks.

374
00:28:50,890 --> 00:28:51,729
I see it.

375
00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:52,730
Great, huh?

376
00:28:52,750 --> 00:28:53,910
No, it ain't great.

377
00:28:54,350 --> 00:28:55,930
We don't accept charity.

378
00:28:56,570 --> 00:28:57,570
We're going to take it back.

379
00:28:59,250 --> 00:29:00,750
Gee, Charity.

380
00:29:01,710 --> 00:29:04,510
I've told you a million times, don't say
ain't.

381
00:29:05,070 --> 00:29:08,090
Let's go. When they think we're on
relief or looking for a handout or

382
00:29:08,210 --> 00:29:09,550
I'll tell him a thing or two.

383
00:29:09,990 --> 00:29:11,670
Gee, Donald, don't get sore.

384
00:29:14,470 --> 00:29:15,470
You got a dime?

385
00:29:19,110 --> 00:29:20,110
You got a dime?

386
00:29:22,170 --> 00:29:23,510
Guy thinks he is, huh?

387
00:29:24,810 --> 00:29:26,150
Be all up and down the...

388
00:29:27,130 --> 00:29:28,130
Helping Dodo out.

389
00:29:29,550 --> 00:29:30,730
What did you take it for?

390
00:29:32,250 --> 00:29:34,190
Hello. Is Goldinson there?

391
00:29:34,830 --> 00:29:38,730
This is Dodo Delwin. I'm sorry, Mr.
Delwin. Mr. Goldinson is out.

392
00:29:39,030 --> 00:29:40,030
Is that Dodo Delwin?

393
00:29:40,510 --> 00:29:41,409
I'll take it here.

394
00:29:41,410 --> 00:29:43,410
Just a moment. I'll let you talk to Mr.
Hoagley.

395
00:29:44,970 --> 00:29:48,990
I'm trying to get in touch with Goldie.
He gave my kid some cock and bull story

396
00:29:48,990 --> 00:29:51,250
about going to give me a date so he
could slip him some dough.

397
00:29:51,550 --> 00:29:54,150
Now, Dodo, this is on the level we can
use you tonight at the Ritz Plaza.

398
00:29:55,690 --> 00:29:56,690
The Ritz Plaza?

399
00:29:56,870 --> 00:29:59,330
Yeah, convention in the French Room.
Eight o 'clock.

400
00:29:59,970 --> 00:30:01,430
Cancel back it. We won't need him
tonight.

401
00:30:02,610 --> 00:30:04,690
Yeah. Eight o 'clock, French Room.

402
00:30:05,170 --> 00:30:06,550
Oh, uh, tuxedo.

403
00:30:07,070 --> 00:30:08,310
Well, that's different.

404
00:30:09,110 --> 00:30:10,550
Okay. Okay.

405
00:30:11,210 --> 00:30:13,510
Sure, I'll be there with bells on.

406
00:30:16,470 --> 00:30:18,530
Tonight, the French Room, the Ritz
Plaza.

407
00:30:18,890 --> 00:30:20,870
See? I told you he meant it.

408
00:30:21,490 --> 00:30:23,030
Gosh, Goldie, booking me.

409
00:30:23,570 --> 00:30:24,850
We're on our way, Dotto.

410
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,240
With Uncle Goldie handling us, we can't
miss.

411
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,560
Just like old times, Dink. Just like old
times.

412
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:33,500
And I got routines that even Goldie
hadn't seen. The substitute fighter bit.

413
00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:34,500
three drunks at the bar.

414
00:30:35,140 --> 00:30:37,960
I'll tell you one thing. With Goldie
booking us, we'll be out of this joint

415
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:38,619
no time.

416
00:30:38,620 --> 00:30:40,100
Yeah, this joint's a dump.

417
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,640
We won't even bother about packing our
clothes. We'll burn them.

418
00:30:43,140 --> 00:30:44,780
Can we have a house? You name it.

419
00:30:45,060 --> 00:30:49,500
Maybe out on the island. And a dog. A
small one. Any size. Two of them. Of

420
00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:51,480
course, you're going to have to cut the
grass. I don't go in for that kind of

421
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:52,339
stuff. I'll cut it.

422
00:30:52,340 --> 00:30:53,219
Wash the car?

423
00:30:53,220 --> 00:30:54,219
A yellow one.

424
00:30:54,220 --> 00:30:57,300
When the top of it goes down. Sure. For
the summer, of course, we're going to

425
00:30:57,300 --> 00:30:59,360
need a big blackman for when we go to
those high -class places.

426
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:01,360
Oh, it happened, Dodo. It happened.

427
00:31:01,700 --> 00:31:03,160
Yeah, I got to go get cleaned up.

428
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:07,080
Hey, I got to bail out my tux. And your
cufflinks. The worst.

429
00:31:10,380 --> 00:31:11,720
Ah, here we are.

430
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:13,180
Not a moth hole.

431
00:31:13,420 --> 00:31:14,420
Good as gold.

432
00:31:14,460 --> 00:31:16,000
The cufflinks are in the pocket.

433
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:20,620
Gee, looks swell, Mr. Eason. Huh, Dodo?
Yeah.

434
00:31:20,980 --> 00:31:21,980
Here are the cufflinks.

435
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:23,040
What do I owe you?

436
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:25,100
Twelve dollars, dodo, like always.

437
00:31:25,340 --> 00:31:26,780
You still got the watch, Mr. Houston?

438
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:28,720
You know I wouldn't sell it.

439
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:30,200
Bring it out.

440
00:31:32,220 --> 00:31:34,220
It'd be swell if you could wear it
tonight.

441
00:31:34,740 --> 00:31:36,120
Ah, here we are.

442
00:31:36,780 --> 00:31:38,040
Well, well, well.

443
00:31:39,060 --> 00:31:40,220
Medals from the government.

444
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:41,520
Purple hearts.

445
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:43,640
Yes.

446
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:46,040
Even a congressional medal.

447
00:31:47,700 --> 00:31:49,220
Got a whole tray full of them here.

448
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:52,980
But a medal like this... Ziegfeld.

449
00:31:53,700 --> 00:31:54,960
Once in a lifetime.

450
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:58,400
Can I hold it, Dodo? Can I?

451
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:00,160
Sure.

452
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:10,520
To my friend, Dodo Delwin, the funniest
man I've ever known,

453
00:32:11,340 --> 00:32:12,680
Florence Ziegfeld.

454
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:17,720
Thirty.

455
00:32:18,380 --> 00:32:19,740
You gonna wear it?

456
00:32:20,300 --> 00:32:21,640
No, Dink, you are.

457
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:23,960
Me? It's yours.

458
00:32:24,900 --> 00:32:25,900
For keeps?

459
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:27,120
For keeps.

460
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:34,240
Gee, Doro, this is the most important
thing in the whole world to you.

461
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:36,500
No, Dink, you are.

462
00:32:37,380 --> 00:32:39,360
Thanks, Doro. I love you.

463
00:32:42,660 --> 00:32:46,100
Oh, cut it out, Dink. You want Mr.
Houston to think you're a softie?

464
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:48,400
Well, I wish I had one like that.

465
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:52,380
It's the last time you'll see that
watch. I hope so, Dodo. I really hope

466
00:32:52,740 --> 00:32:53,800
Can I wind it?

467
00:32:54,100 --> 00:32:56,180
Sure, you've got to set it first. Is
that the correct time?

468
00:32:56,620 --> 00:32:57,620
Mm -mm.

469
00:32:57,660 --> 00:32:58,660
Here.

470
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,380
Golly, Ziegfeld's watch.

471
00:33:03,220 --> 00:33:04,640
You can wear it out looking at it.

472
00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:08,500
Quarter twelve.

473
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:10,440
What a little time it is.

474
00:33:12,820 --> 00:33:13,920
Bye, Mr. Houston. Goodbye.

475
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:16,160
Have we seen you? I hope not.

476
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,200
I'm one of the entertainers. How do I
get backstage?

477
00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:49,480
Oh, yes. You go down here to the
corridor, turn right, and it's the first

478
00:33:49,780 --> 00:33:50,678
Thank you.

479
00:33:50,679 --> 00:33:51,820
What is your name, please?

480
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:53,580
Hines. Mr. and Mrs. Hines.

481
00:33:56,780 --> 00:33:59,280
There's Uncle Goldie. Over there talking
to Hal Ziering.

482
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:00,980
You stay here and don't get in anybody's
way.

483
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:02,200
Okay.

484
00:34:03,700 --> 00:34:05,920
Why don't you sing him a couple of tunes
from your show?

485
00:34:06,140 --> 00:34:07,140
Well, anything you say.

486
00:34:09,159 --> 00:34:10,159
Hi, Goldie.

487
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:12,360
Dodo.

488
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:14,260
Well, Dodo.

489
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:16,219
You look wonderful.

490
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:18,900
I can't tell you how glad I am to see
you.

491
00:34:20,460 --> 00:34:22,639
I was afraid you might still be a little
sore at me.

492
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:24,060
Ah, forget it.

493
00:34:24,580 --> 00:34:25,580
That's all past.

494
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:27,620
But what are you doing here?

495
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:29,300
I came here to work tonight.

496
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:31,159
Who called you?

497
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:33,400
It was some fellow in your office.

498
00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:35,520
Hoagley was his name.

499
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:36,960
Oh.

500
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:38,080
Oh.

501
00:34:38,620 --> 00:34:39,620
Joe.

502
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:42,440
Dodo, this is Joe Hoagley.

503
00:34:42,820 --> 00:34:46,219
Glad to know you. Hello, Delman. Did you
tell Dodo to come here tonight?

504
00:34:46,620 --> 00:34:49,460
Sure, I canceled back it. You gave the
kid the 50, and I... This isn't Dodo's

505
00:34:49,460 --> 00:34:51,980
kind of work. Well, now, wait. I got a
lot of swell stuff prepared.

506
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,000
Dodo, there's been a mistake.

507
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:56,520
Oh.

508
00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:58,860
Then the 50 was charity.

509
00:34:59,580 --> 00:35:00,620
Not charity, Dodo.

510
00:35:00,900 --> 00:35:04,240
We needed back it for a special kind of
thing tonight.

511
00:35:04,860 --> 00:35:08,160
I take nothing for nothing. You gave me
the money I spent it. I'm here to do a

512
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:10,980
job. Now, what is it? We just need the
guy to... Never mind, Joe.

513
00:35:11,620 --> 00:35:12,620
Okay.

514
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:15,860
Dodo, you know back it. He's a nothing.

515
00:35:16,590 --> 00:35:20,150
We have a gag. A guy to work with
Charlie as a receiver.

516
00:35:24,930 --> 00:35:26,130
Okay, then I'm the receiver.

517
00:35:26,690 --> 00:35:27,690
What's the bid?

518
00:35:27,990 --> 00:35:31,810
Please, Dodo, there'll be something
else. I can call somebody. There's lots

519
00:35:31,810 --> 00:35:35,110
time. I told you, Goldie, we made a
deal. Now, what time did I go on?

520
00:35:36,430 --> 00:35:37,430
8 .30.

521
00:35:37,750 --> 00:35:38,750
8 .30.

522
00:35:41,690 --> 00:35:43,830
Would you do me a favor? Anything you
say.

523
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:48,740
Well, I got Dink with me. Would you take
him for a walk or something? I don't

524
00:35:48,740 --> 00:35:49,740
want him to see it.

525
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:50,960
It'll be a pleasure.

526
00:35:52,340 --> 00:35:53,560
I don't want to see it either.

527
00:35:55,420 --> 00:35:58,620
Take it easy, Dink. Slow down. It's too
cold for your stomach.

528
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:01,360
You're not eating yours.

529
00:36:01,940 --> 00:36:04,480
No, I should have had milk. Sodas don't
agree with me.

530
00:36:05,460 --> 00:36:06,660
I got time for another one.

531
00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:09,700
Look, Dodo gave me this for keeps.

532
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,960
Yeah, I remember when he got it.

533
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:13,560
Such a comedian.

534
00:36:14,730 --> 00:36:19,050
Dodo says with you handling him again
and big jobs like tonight, this is his

535
00:36:19,050 --> 00:36:21,530
comeback. We're even going to get a
house.

536
00:36:21,870 --> 00:36:23,290
But I have to wash the car.

537
00:36:24,650 --> 00:36:25,950
Give him another soda.

538
00:36:27,930 --> 00:36:29,450
Back to work, please. Yes, ma 'am.

539
00:36:30,090 --> 00:36:31,290
Gee, that sounds good.

540
00:36:33,170 --> 00:36:34,170
Goldie.

541
00:36:34,330 --> 00:36:35,330
Oh, Paula.

542
00:36:35,570 --> 00:36:36,710
Goldie, you look wonderful.

543
00:36:37,450 --> 00:36:41,050
So do you, Paula. How are you? I thought
you were in Paris.

544
00:36:41,470 --> 00:36:42,510
We've been back since April.

545
00:36:42,750 --> 00:36:44,110
We're living in Philadelphia now.

546
00:36:44,460 --> 00:36:47,360
My husband has been made general manager
of the whole East Coast.

547
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:49,900
Oh, that's great for you, Paula.

548
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,200
Here you are, lady.

549
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:53,180
Got a headache, lady? Yes, I have.

550
00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:54,820
Oh, those are no good.

551
00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:58,520
You ought to try that fizz stuff that
you mix.

552
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:00,580
Oh, thank you. I'll try it sometime.

553
00:37:01,260 --> 00:37:05,720
Is this your boy, Goldie? No, no. He's
just a... My name's Dick. We're just

554
00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:07,520
friends. Hello, Dick. My name is Paula.

555
00:37:07,740 --> 00:37:09,740
Hi, Paula. Glad to know you. Same here.

556
00:37:10,340 --> 00:37:11,940
Well, I better be getting back to my
party.

557
00:37:12,180 --> 00:37:13,480
Good seeing you again, Goldie.

558
00:37:14,090 --> 00:37:16,210
Take it. Very pleased to meet you. Me
too.

559
00:37:17,410 --> 00:37:18,410
Bye.

560
00:37:21,210 --> 00:37:22,210
Nice lady.

561
00:37:22,410 --> 00:37:23,410
Yeah.

562
00:37:27,070 --> 00:37:28,070
Oh,

563
00:37:28,690 --> 00:37:30,990
Paula, your husband is a wonderful
dancer.

564
00:37:31,230 --> 00:37:33,230
Oh, don't tell him that. He's foiled
enough already.

565
00:37:35,010 --> 00:37:38,690
Well, ladies and gentlemen of the
Universal Business Machine Sales

566
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:42,480
Now that you've had a chance to say
hello to your friends, we're ready to

567
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:43,500
continue with the entertaining.

568
00:37:47,260 --> 00:37:49,780
We're liable to miss Dodo. No, no,
there's lots of time.

569
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:51,640
No, we better be getting back.

570
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,000
Wait a minute, Dink.

571
00:37:55,220 --> 00:37:58,060
Now, ladies and gentlemen, for the pièce
de résistance.

572
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:00,140
That's French for a low -budget show.

573
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:04,200
We're going to do a little sketch for
you tonight, and I have to have an

574
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:05,200
assistant for this.

575
00:38:05,220 --> 00:38:06,480
So, you.

576
00:38:07,020 --> 00:38:09,100
Young man, come on out here. You'll be
fine for this.

577
00:38:10,420 --> 00:38:11,420
Don't be nervous.

578
00:38:11,860 --> 00:38:12,860
Right over here.

579
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:14,540
Sit right down there.

580
00:38:14,860 --> 00:38:15,860
Rob, it's Dodo.

581
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:16,960
Should we leave, darling?

582
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,700
No. No, it's okay. Good. Lean right
back. Relax.

583
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:22,480
No, no. I think you better sit forward.

584
00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:24,240
That's it.

585
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:27,840
Now, ladies and gentlemen, there's
nothing we wouldn't do for you. And

586
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:29,600
exactly what we're going to do. Nothing.

587
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:34,980
Now, ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to
show you how to be a real up -to -the

588
00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:36,000
-minute hard -hitting...

589
00:38:37,420 --> 00:38:38,198
Will you, boy?

590
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:41,920
Okay, now the first thing you have to
learn is how to approach the customer.

591
00:38:42,660 --> 00:38:46,060
And the right approach, of course, is to
make the customer feel good.

592
00:38:46,420 --> 00:38:50,780
On the level, you're the plainest man I
ever saw.

593
00:38:53,300 --> 00:38:56,420
Oh, it'll get better, ladies and
gentlemen. It can't get worse.

594
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:59,920
Now, of course, some men like the more
sophisticated approach.

595
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:01,860
So, you offer them a cigar.

596
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:03,800
And you light.

597
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:20,700
Some of these fellas don't like to
smoke. You have to get into their good

598
00:39:20,700 --> 00:39:23,260
in another way. So, we butter them up.

599
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:28,740
Now, some of these purchasing agents
won't buy from you unless you cut them

600
00:39:28,740 --> 00:39:29,740
for a piece of the pie.

601
00:39:29,940 --> 00:39:32,000
So, we give them a piece of the pie.

602
00:39:36,340 --> 00:39:40,160
Some of these purchasing agents, on the
other hand, are hogs. Our attitude is

603
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:43,260
that it's better to get our equipment
into the plant just for the advertising.

604
00:39:43,540 --> 00:39:45,160
So, we say, forget your commission.

605
00:39:46,700 --> 00:39:48,340
Give the purchasing agent the whole...

606
00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:29,540
I just have to find out.

607
00:40:29,900 --> 00:40:30,900
I will, Paula.

608
00:40:31,580 --> 00:40:33,940
Now, why don't you go upstairs, and I'll
talk to Dodo.

609
00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:35,500
All right, darling.

610
00:40:45,780 --> 00:40:47,060
You getting it cleaned up, Dink?

611
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:49,560
Come on, let's get out of here, huh?

612
00:40:54,980 --> 00:40:57,920
Dodo, you didn't have to take that
stooge, but...

613
00:40:58,190 --> 00:41:01,710
You didn't have to. It's an honest buck,
Dink. Did you hear the way I made him

614
00:41:01,710 --> 00:41:02,710
laugh?

615
00:41:02,750 --> 00:41:03,910
This is a classy place.

616
00:41:04,250 --> 00:41:06,210
We're going to get a lot of work out of
this, Shawna. You watch.

617
00:41:07,750 --> 00:41:08,930
Yeah? I'll get it.

618
00:41:14,190 --> 00:41:15,190
Hello, Dodo.

619
00:41:15,450 --> 00:41:16,630
I'd like to talk to you.

620
00:41:19,010 --> 00:41:20,010
Hey, Dink.

621
00:41:20,450 --> 00:41:21,550
Wait outside, will you?

622
00:41:28,170 --> 00:41:29,170
What's on your mind, Henderson?

623
00:41:29,430 --> 00:41:30,430
Is that Paula's boy?

624
00:41:31,170 --> 00:41:33,790
If I remember correctly, she had
something to do with it, yeah.

625
00:41:36,050 --> 00:41:37,170
She'd like to see him, Dodo.

626
00:41:37,610 --> 00:41:38,750
Oh, she would, would she?

627
00:41:38,970 --> 00:41:39,990
Well, she's out of luck.

628
00:41:40,350 --> 00:41:42,290
She washed us both up years ago.

629
00:41:42,530 --> 00:41:46,250
That's not fair, Dodo. Paula did what
was best for Dink at the time. I got

630
00:41:46,410 --> 00:41:49,290
But you were a big star then. You could
give the boy the things she couldn't.

631
00:41:49,810 --> 00:41:52,870
Any mother would want her child to have
the advantages a successful father could

632
00:41:52,870 --> 00:41:53,509
give him.

633
00:41:53,510 --> 00:41:56,310
Well, she gave me Dink. Now she wants to
see him.

634
00:41:56,650 --> 00:41:58,890
Is that asking too much? For me, it is,
yeah.

635
00:41:59,390 --> 00:42:00,550
Dodo, be reasonable.

636
00:42:00,850 --> 00:42:02,350
Let Paula see her own boy.

637
00:42:03,090 --> 00:42:04,850
I got the kid, and I'm keeping him.

638
00:42:05,090 --> 00:42:07,550
You and Paula, you got a kid of your
own, ain't you? I'm a little girl.

639
00:42:08,190 --> 00:42:10,430
But the boy is Paula's, too.

640
00:42:10,750 --> 00:42:11,750
No, no.

641
00:42:12,190 --> 00:42:13,610
She's got you and a new kid.

642
00:42:14,350 --> 00:42:17,290
I got Dink, and it remains as is.

643
00:42:18,370 --> 00:42:20,670
Dodo, it means a lot to me for Paula to
see the boy.

644
00:42:20,890 --> 00:42:24,230
If you need a little money. If I need
any, I'm crawling in dough.

645
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:31,140
Like I'm getting stoop -toldered from
lugging it around There's 200 just let

646
00:42:31,140 --> 00:42:33,960
come up to our suite for 15 minutes.
They're right here in the hotel. It

647
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:40,960
do any harm Look I'm

648
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:46,340
not crazy about doing this in this and
when the guys looks bad and things don't

649
00:42:46,340 --> 00:42:50,620
click as they should buy But you got to
do things you wouldn't do if you were

650
00:42:50,620 --> 00:42:53,540
flushed Okay

651
00:42:54,509 --> 00:42:56,130
15 minutes, but no shenanigans.

652
00:42:57,650 --> 00:42:58,650
Thanks a lot, Dodo.

653
00:43:01,410 --> 00:43:02,430
We're in 30C.

654
00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:07,750
Hey, Dink.

655
00:43:11,910 --> 00:43:12,910
Yeah, Dodo?

656
00:43:13,150 --> 00:43:14,450
Go wash your face and hands.

657
00:43:15,870 --> 00:43:16,870
What? Again?

658
00:43:16,990 --> 00:43:17,990
We're just going home.

659
00:43:18,390 --> 00:43:19,450
Do what I tell you, will you?

660
00:43:19,830 --> 00:43:20,830
Okay.

661
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:28,620
Just wash your face and listen.

662
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:31,160
I want you to go up to room 30C.

663
00:43:31,580 --> 00:43:32,800
I'll wait for you in the lobby.

664
00:43:33,820 --> 00:43:36,660
What's in 30C? Somebody wants to talk to
you.

665
00:43:36,980 --> 00:43:38,000
What somebody?

666
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:41,900
There's somebody in 30C. You act like a
gentleman, like your pop.

667
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:44,900
Sure, if you say so. Let me look at you.

668
00:43:45,420 --> 00:43:47,120
Don't you ever wash behind your ears.

669
00:43:47,540 --> 00:43:48,540
Look at that.

670
00:43:48,940 --> 00:43:51,020
Ow! Not so hard.

671
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:52,460
You could plant things there.

672
00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:58,840
Where's your handkerchief?

673
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:00,120
Do you have a handkerchief?

674
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:02,760
Well, pull it up where you can see it.
There.

675
00:44:03,300 --> 00:44:04,300
Now, button your coat.

676
00:44:05,860 --> 00:44:06,860
Let me look at you.

677
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:10,319
Now, look.

678
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:12,040
I want you to be a gentleman.

679
00:44:12,300 --> 00:44:13,300
Watch your manners.

680
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,260
I'll wait for you down in the lobby.

681
00:44:16,660 --> 00:44:17,800
Fifteen minutes, no longer.

682
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:22,620
And don't say ain't.

683
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:37,640
Now, don't be nervous, darling.
Everything's going to be all right.

684
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:39,480
I'll be in the other room.

685
00:44:39,780 --> 00:44:40,780
All right.

686
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:58,660
Oh, hi, Paula.

687
00:44:59,900 --> 00:45:00,900
Hello, Dink.

688
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:03,100
My, I'm glad to see you.

689
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:05,360
Won't you come in?

690
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:14,320
Yeah. How's your headache?

691
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:15,600
Oh, much better, thanks.

692
00:45:15,740 --> 00:45:16,740
Oh, that's good.

693
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:20,440
I tried that Fizz stuff you told me
about.

694
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:21,680
It worked.

695
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:23,460
Is that what you want to see me about?

696
00:45:24,020 --> 00:45:26,320
I wanted to thank you. Oh, that's okay.

697
00:45:27,420 --> 00:45:28,420
Won't you sit down?

698
00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:29,720
Yeah.

699
00:45:29,900 --> 00:45:32,120
Gee, you must be working steady.

700
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:35,160
This is some layout you got here.

701
00:45:35,420 --> 00:45:36,420
You know that?

702
00:45:36,430 --> 00:45:38,390
I'm glad you like it, Dink. Yeah.

703
00:45:39,230 --> 00:45:40,230
Oh.

704
00:45:41,910 --> 00:45:45,030
Dodo and me, we're not fixed up as
classy as this.

705
00:45:45,290 --> 00:45:46,910
Our place is a little more lively.

706
00:45:47,350 --> 00:45:50,870
We got the Dundies right above us, and
they're fighting all the time.

707
00:45:51,410 --> 00:45:55,530
Then some nights I can listen to the
jukebox playing at the saloon while I'm

708
00:45:55,530 --> 00:45:56,630
waiting for Dodo to come home.

709
00:45:57,110 --> 00:45:59,070
Does he leave you alone much at night,
Dink?

710
00:45:59,290 --> 00:46:03,230
No, he takes me with him almost every
place he goes, especially when he's

711
00:46:03,230 --> 00:46:04,230
shooting dice.

712
00:46:04,250 --> 00:46:05,430
He says I'm lucky.

713
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:09,980
Of course, sometimes when he goes on the
bench, I wait up for him till he comes

714
00:46:09,980 --> 00:46:12,140
home. Then I have to plant him in the
tip.

715
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:16,480
You like your father an awful lot, don't
you, Dick?

716
00:46:16,900 --> 00:46:17,900
Like him?

717
00:46:18,220 --> 00:46:20,340
Dodo's the greatest guy in the whole
world.

718
00:46:20,620 --> 00:46:22,020
Gee, I ought to meet him sometime.

719
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:24,060
I'm telling you, you'd like him.

720
00:46:28,260 --> 00:46:29,460
I have met him, Dick.

721
00:46:30,100 --> 00:46:31,100
You have?

722
00:46:32,140 --> 00:46:33,700
Didn't your father tell you who I am?

723
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:35,280
Uh -uh.

724
00:46:37,580 --> 00:46:39,840
Has he ever talked to you about your
mother?

725
00:46:41,260 --> 00:46:44,340
Well, you see, she kicked the bucket
before I was born.

726
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:47,820
Dodo didn't tell you that?

727
00:46:49,100 --> 00:46:50,100
I don't know.

728
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,300
I heard it someplace.

729
00:46:53,620 --> 00:46:55,000
You mustn't believe it, Dink.

730
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:56,880
That isn't true.

731
00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:01,920
I'm your mother, Dink.

732
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:03,880
Huh?

733
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:06,620
What are you trying to do?

734
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:08,400
With me? No, darling.

735
00:47:09,060 --> 00:47:10,260
No, I really am your mother.

736
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:11,960
I cross my heart.

737
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:16,140
Well, then how come you're not living
with Dodo and me?

738
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:19,420
Well, you see, we disagreed.

739
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:22,080
I'm married to Mr. Henderson now.

740
00:47:23,980 --> 00:47:28,860
If you're not married to Dodo no more,
well, then I guess you're not my mother.

741
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:32,640
What are you crying about?

742
00:47:35,950 --> 00:47:36,990
Dink, I am your mother.

743
00:47:38,210 --> 00:47:41,330
Nothing, nothing that ever happened
between Dodo and me can alter that.

744
00:47:43,110 --> 00:47:45,690
Well, you don't have to cry about it.

745
00:47:46,530 --> 00:47:47,590
I like you.

746
00:47:48,050 --> 00:47:49,050
Do you, Dink?

747
00:47:49,470 --> 00:47:50,550
Do you really? Sure.

748
00:47:52,090 --> 00:47:57,230
Mommy, I can't get Dolly to go to sleep.

749
00:47:58,770 --> 00:48:00,890
Well, now, maybe if you went to sleep,
the Dolly would.

750
00:48:01,170 --> 00:48:02,170
Don't you think so?

751
00:48:02,650 --> 00:48:03,650
Give me a kiss.

752
00:48:04,620 --> 00:48:06,760
Good night, darling. Good night, Mommy.

753
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:11,920
Who was that?

754
00:48:12,700 --> 00:48:14,300
That was Judy, your half -sister.

755
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:15,780
She was born in Paris.

756
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:17,320
Paris, Illinois?

757
00:48:17,660 --> 00:48:18,820
We played there.

758
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:20,140
No, Ding. Paris, France.

759
00:48:20,420 --> 00:48:21,620
Way across the ocean.

760
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:23,360
France?

761
00:48:23,820 --> 00:48:25,720
Oh, then she's a Frenchman.

762
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:27,240
Well, what do you know?

763
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:29,660
It must be getting pretty late.

764
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:31,940
This was Dodo's.

765
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:34,340
Yes, I know. Ziegfeld gave it to him.

766
00:48:35,260 --> 00:48:37,860
Well, I gotta be going now, Paula.

767
00:48:38,340 --> 00:48:39,340
Dink.

768
00:48:40,340 --> 00:48:41,480
Would you kiss me goodbye?

769
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:43,080
Huh?

770
00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:45,940
Oh, no, Paula. I don't kiss dames.

771
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:47,038
Oh, please.

772
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:48,040
Just once.

773
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:50,780
Well, what good would it do?

774
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:53,180
It would make me awfully happy if you
would.

775
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:55,280
Well, okay.

776
00:49:02,980 --> 00:49:04,080
So long, Pa.

777
00:49:04,580 --> 00:49:05,580
Bye, dear.

778
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:20,800
Hey, Dink, over here.

779
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:25,040
Everything go okay?

780
00:49:25,620 --> 00:49:26,660
What's with her?

781
00:49:27,660 --> 00:49:29,380
Did she make any cracks about me?

782
00:49:29,660 --> 00:49:31,180
She says she's my mother.

783
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:33,300
I suppose she's got a real swell layout,
huh?

784
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:34,640
Is she my mother?

785
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:37,500
This art place will look like a dump
from now on.

786
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:41,780
I just want to know, is she my mother?
Yeah, what of it? I suppose you want to

787
00:49:41,780 --> 00:49:43,000
live with her and her fancy joint.

788
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:47,200
No, there's nothing too much wrong with
our place. You bet there ain't. Anything

789
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:50,420
is wrong, I can fix, because I got
lucky, and I feel real lucky tonight.

790
00:49:50,740 --> 00:49:52,080
Gee, that's a bundle.

791
00:49:52,300 --> 00:49:54,300
Where'd you get that? That's just the
beginning.

792
00:49:54,540 --> 00:49:55,700
I'm going to run it up to a billion.

793
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:57,020
I'm going to spit on it for luck.

794
00:49:57,660 --> 00:49:58,660
Yeah, boy.

795
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:01,220
Well, what are we... Come on, let's get
going.

796
00:50:03,140 --> 00:50:04,140
Eight. Eight.

797
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:05,400
Eight, right back.

798
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:09,300
What are they going to do with all that
scratch? Well, first of all, Dink and me

799
00:50:09,300 --> 00:50:10,400
are going to get a new place to live.

800
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:11,640
Long Island, maybe.

801
00:50:13,220 --> 00:50:14,220
Eater from Decatur.

802
00:50:15,180 --> 00:50:17,460
Count the freckles, boys. The whole 300
goes.

803
00:50:17,720 --> 00:50:18,558
A hundred of them.

804
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:21,260
Shut up, please. I'm dying on my feet.

805
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:25,060
Can't quit while we're going. So go lay
down in one of the cars. But pick out a

806
00:50:25,060 --> 00:50:27,240
good one because a couple more passes
and we'll be driving it home.

807
00:50:44,370 --> 00:50:45,470
You shoot him, huh?

808
00:50:46,050 --> 00:50:49,610
How about the TikTok, huh?

809
00:50:50,110 --> 00:50:51,630
The watch, the watch.

810
00:50:52,270 --> 00:50:53,270
Oh.

811
00:50:54,710 --> 00:50:55,710
You'll get it.

812
00:51:20,170 --> 00:51:21,270
I'm going to keep going nuts.

813
00:51:21,830 --> 00:51:23,650
He's going to die when he finds out
about it.

814
00:51:24,390 --> 00:51:25,770
I'll tell you what I'll do, Dodo.

815
00:51:27,270 --> 00:51:30,390
If you can raise the dough in the next
couple of days, I'll give it to your

816
00:51:30,390 --> 00:51:32,790
bank. Okay? Okay, just don't sell it.

817
00:51:33,130 --> 00:51:34,130
Okay, I'll see you.

818
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:38,120
Hey, Dink.

819
00:51:38,540 --> 00:51:40,480
Wake up, Dink. Come on, we're heading
for home.

820
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,060
Come on. Boy, I'm tired.

821
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:43,320
What time is it?

822
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:44,980
It's morning. Here, come on.

823
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:49,880
Here, get your coat.

824
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:54,200
Come on, boy, we gotta get out of here.
Come on.

825
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:56,920
I'll help you put it on.

826
00:51:57,960 --> 00:51:58,960
You want me to carry you?

827
00:51:59,180 --> 00:52:00,280
No, I got legs.

828
00:52:00,700 --> 00:52:01,700
Okay.

829
00:52:08,240 --> 00:52:09,218
Have bad luck?

830
00:52:09,220 --> 00:52:11,260
Yeah, oh yeah, they took me to the
cleaners.

831
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:13,420
Well, tomorrow's another day.

832
00:52:13,660 --> 00:52:14,660
Chin up.

833
00:52:28,020 --> 00:52:31,360
Here. Here, I'll get that drink. Come
on, we're all tired out.

834
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:36,280
The bed will feel pretty good in it.

835
00:52:38,670 --> 00:52:39,670
Come on, give me your hook.

836
00:52:41,070 --> 00:52:42,910
You feeling sick or something, Donald?

837
00:52:43,130 --> 00:52:44,130
No, I feel fine.

838
00:52:45,510 --> 00:52:49,470
I got up pretty early this morning. I
was supposed to go over and register at

839
00:52:49,470 --> 00:52:50,470
that new school.

840
00:52:50,630 --> 00:52:52,110
Yeah, well, don't you worry about that
now.

841
00:52:52,370 --> 00:52:54,050
Grown boys have got to get plenty of
sleep.

842
00:52:54,490 --> 00:52:56,630
I've got to get some school in, Donald.

843
00:52:56,970 --> 00:52:58,990
And this last year, I traveled with the
carnival.

844
00:52:59,290 --> 00:53:01,270
Oh. Be careful with the watch.

845
00:53:01,990 --> 00:53:03,270
Yeah, it's okay.

846
00:53:05,330 --> 00:53:06,670
What are you going to do, sleep in your
shirt?

847
00:53:07,130 --> 00:53:08,130
Oh.

848
00:53:13,130 --> 00:53:14,130
Hop in.

849
00:53:15,130 --> 00:53:16,130
Come on.

850
00:53:16,490 --> 00:53:17,490
You sit tight.

851
00:53:18,270 --> 00:53:19,710
You coming to bed, too?

852
00:53:20,470 --> 00:53:21,690
A little later, yeah.

853
00:53:22,810 --> 00:53:24,250
How about the Sandman bit?

854
00:53:27,070 --> 00:53:28,490
Sand in the left eye.

855
00:53:29,650 --> 00:53:30,870
Sand in the right eye.

856
00:53:31,850 --> 00:53:32,850
Shed a tear.

857
00:53:33,450 --> 00:53:34,530
There's mud in your eye.

858
00:53:35,370 --> 00:53:36,370
Night, Donald.

859
00:53:36,670 --> 00:53:37,670
Good night.

860
00:54:16,330 --> 00:54:18,050
What do you want? What are you doing?
Following me?

861
00:54:18,290 --> 00:54:20,490
I want to talk to you, Dodo. Maybe to
Dink, too.

862
00:54:20,690 --> 00:54:23,770
Not a chance. Get low. Don't shut the
door on me, Dodo. I have something to

863
00:54:23,890 --> 00:54:25,350
Keep your voice down. The kid's
sleeping.

864
00:54:28,630 --> 00:54:30,430
All right. Say your little piece and
then get going.

865
00:54:31,170 --> 00:54:33,450
Paul and I have a proposition to make to
you. Yeah?

866
00:54:34,070 --> 00:54:35,670
Why not let us have Dink for a while?

867
00:54:36,350 --> 00:54:37,750
We'd like to do things for him.

868
00:54:37,970 --> 00:54:38,968
Like what?

869
00:54:38,970 --> 00:54:42,730
Can't you see the advantages we could
give him? A home, decent environment,

870
00:54:42,730 --> 00:54:44,290
friends. We could send him to a good
school.

871
00:54:44,610 --> 00:54:45,910
He's going to school right here.

872
00:54:47,170 --> 00:54:49,330
I know you love the boy, Dodo, but give
him a break.

873
00:54:49,870 --> 00:54:50,930
Let Paula have him.

874
00:54:52,130 --> 00:54:54,010
I thought you'd come up with something
like that.

875
00:54:54,790 --> 00:54:59,230
I'm his father. I'll send him to school
and I'll dress him. If we wanted to get

876
00:54:59,230 --> 00:55:00,870
rough, we could take him away from you,
you know.

877
00:55:01,470 --> 00:55:04,430
I don't think anybody could say you're
the best father in the world.

878
00:55:05,570 --> 00:55:07,470
Look, I'm counting just to keep from
belting you.

879
00:55:08,030 --> 00:55:09,150
And I'm almost to ten.

880
00:55:09,490 --> 00:55:11,930
Now, if you're real smart, you'll get
going while the going's good.

881
00:55:28,390 --> 00:55:29,390
Morning, Dink.

882
00:55:29,950 --> 00:55:31,250
Who are you talking to?

883
00:55:31,790 --> 00:55:33,490
Oh, nobody.

884
00:55:33,710 --> 00:55:34,710
Nobody important.

885
00:55:35,180 --> 00:55:36,180
Gee, it's almost 8 .30.

886
00:55:36,340 --> 00:55:38,120
I've got to get up and case that new
school.

887
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:39,360
It starts this week.

888
00:55:41,900 --> 00:55:42,899
It's gone.

889
00:55:42,900 --> 00:55:44,000
My watch is gone.

890
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:46,220
Somebody got it. I've been robbed.

891
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:50,960
No, you haven't been robbed, Dink. But I
ain't got it. I ain't got it. It's

892
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:53,100
gone. I blew it in a crap game.

893
00:55:54,580 --> 00:55:57,600
Dodo. Oh, but I'll get it back just as
soon as I get some money. I'll get it

894
00:55:57,600 --> 00:55:58,600
back.

895
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:01,460
She gave it to me for keeps.

896
00:56:01,780 --> 00:56:04,340
Oh, I didn't know everything happened so
quick.

897
00:56:04,650 --> 00:56:07,270
Gosh, I'm sorry, but I'll get it back.

898
00:56:08,610 --> 00:56:11,710
Oh, Dink, come on. Get your chin up.

899
00:56:12,110 --> 00:56:17,470
Come on. Be a big guy and... Oh, now you
get that lip up before you lose it.

900
00:56:17,950 --> 00:56:20,970
Come on, Dink. Give me a little smile.
Just a little one, huh?

901
00:56:21,790 --> 00:56:22,790
Atta boy.

902
00:56:23,610 --> 00:56:26,810
I'll get some work now. I'll get a
bankroll and I'll get your watch back.

903
00:56:27,910 --> 00:56:29,490
I swear I will, Dink.

904
00:56:30,250 --> 00:56:32,130
Trust me, Dinker. Trust me.

905
00:56:45,260 --> 00:56:46,260
You seen little Julie?

906
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:48,480
Yeah, he's in the second boat thing.

907
00:56:53,540 --> 00:56:54,540
Hi, Julie.

908
00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:56,960
Oh, Toto.

909
00:56:57,940 --> 00:56:58,960
What's on your mind?

910
00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:02,040
I ran into Zippo. He said I'd find you
around here.

911
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:04,020
Step into my office.

912
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:10,800
I need a job, real bad and real quick.

913
00:57:11,980 --> 00:57:13,640
Oh, it changed your tune, didn't you?

914
00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:17,360
I remember the time you said you
wouldn't work for me if I was the last

915
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:18,600
earth. All right, I'm asking.

916
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:21,160
Okay.

917
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:26,140
I got a little function going tonight
that you can emcee over in Jersey.

918
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:27,800
Pays 50.

919
00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:28,900
I gotta have 65.

920
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:32,680
Oh, pardon me. I forgot you were with
Ziegfeld's store.

921
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:38,160
Look, Julie, if it wasn't real
important, I wouldn't beg for the other

922
00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:39,920
It's something I gotta have.

923
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:46,040
Okay. Seeing as this will be a real
select audience, important guys.

924
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:49,100
My mom's getting married tomorrow. What
time's the show?

925
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:53,240
Meet me out front here at 7 .30, and
don't be late. I borrowed a French car.

926
00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:54,860
Well, how many of us is going?

927
00:57:55,820 --> 00:57:57,620
You and the two dames I hired.

928
00:57:58,460 --> 00:57:59,560
Real debut tramps.

929
00:58:00,180 --> 00:58:04,060
Maybe we'll have some laughs on the way
over. Just tell me where the place is.

930
00:58:04,140 --> 00:58:05,760
I'll be there. Well, there's plenty of
room in the car.

931
00:58:06,060 --> 00:58:08,940
These strippers don't need any luggage
to carry their kind of costumes.

932
00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:10,940
And all you're bringing are them...

933
00:58:11,810 --> 00:58:12,810
Good jokes.

934
00:58:13,230 --> 00:58:14,490
Yeah, them good jokes.

935
00:58:15,610 --> 00:58:16,610
7 .30.

936
00:58:30,450 --> 00:58:32,290
There's the kind of girls you can take
home to mother.

937
00:58:32,570 --> 00:58:34,090
You can trust father, of course.

938
00:58:46,670 --> 00:58:47,670
Just blew a gas.

939
00:58:49,070 --> 00:58:50,230
Down, boy, down.

940
00:58:51,090 --> 00:58:52,330
All right, hold it.

941
00:58:52,670 --> 00:58:53,670
Okay,

942
00:58:58,450 --> 00:58:59,450
you two.

943
00:59:02,410 --> 00:59:05,450
A thing like this can spoil a girl's
reputation.

944
00:59:06,410 --> 00:59:08,730
Yeah. All right, all right, girls,
quiet.

945
00:59:09,570 --> 00:59:10,670
Now, let's have your name.

946
00:59:10,950 --> 00:59:11,950
Ruth.

947
00:59:16,810 --> 00:59:17,850
And your name is Jones.

948
00:59:18,110 --> 00:59:19,530
Yeah, that's nice.

949
00:59:19,950 --> 00:59:21,910
Well, have you decided on a first name?

950
00:59:22,230 --> 00:59:23,350
What do you suggest?

951
00:59:23,950 --> 00:59:24,990
How about Mary?

952
00:59:26,350 --> 00:59:27,470
I like it.

953
00:59:28,970 --> 00:59:29,868
Take him up.

954
00:59:29,870 --> 00:59:30,808
Come on, girl.

955
00:59:30,810 --> 00:59:31,810
That's right.

956
00:59:31,890 --> 00:59:33,550
All right, girl. Out here.

957
00:59:36,490 --> 00:59:37,490
Hello?

958
00:59:37,710 --> 00:59:38,710
Dink?

959
00:59:38,970 --> 00:59:41,650
Yeah. I'm sorry to wake you up, fella.

960
00:59:42,230 --> 00:59:44,090
But this show's gonna run later than I
thought.

961
00:59:45,370 --> 00:59:47,120
Sure. I'm going great.

962
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:48,400
They're eating it up.

963
00:59:48,860 --> 00:59:50,600
I might even have to stay all night.

964
00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:53,020
And I didn't want you to worry.

965
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:55,840
Yeah.

966
00:59:55,900 --> 00:59:59,340
Now, look, you have a good breakfast. I
don't want you running around on an

967
00:59:59,340 --> 01:00:00,340
empty stomach.

968
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:03,120
You go to school, and I'll see you when
you get home.

969
01:00:05,020 --> 01:00:06,020
Okay, Dane.

970
01:00:07,300 --> 01:00:08,300
Bye.

971
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:15,980
That was my kid. I...

972
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:17,240
I didn't want him to worry.

973
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:19,980
Yeah. He must be real proud of you.

974
01:00:20,980 --> 01:00:23,520
No, no, no more phone calls. That's
enough.

975
01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:26,780
That's enough. I've got to make one. No
more.

976
01:00:27,020 --> 01:00:28,720
What happens? Are we getting out of
here?

977
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:30,520
It's fixed. It's fixed.

978
01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:32,279
The politician?

979
01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:36,380
Some politician. He said he belonged to
every party but ours. But I got somebody

980
01:00:36,380 --> 01:00:37,580
else. Who?

981
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:41,340
Now, look, now, don't blow your top,
though, but I put a call through to your

982
01:00:41,340 --> 01:00:43,720
friend Goldie, and he's on his way over
now.

983
01:00:44,420 --> 01:00:47,980
You call Goldenson? For sure. He's
always telling everybody along Broadway

984
01:00:47,980 --> 01:00:49,200
a good friend of yours he is.

985
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:50,800
Now we'll see.

986
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:56,240
All right, all right, no rough stuff.
Look, you better put us in different

987
01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:57,240
or I'm going to be up for murder.

988
01:00:57,480 --> 01:00:58,860
All right, fellow, let's get going.

989
01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:08,440
How could you do a thing like this?

990
01:01:08,820 --> 01:01:12,220
I can't believe it, a man with your
talent to get involved like that.

991
01:01:12,970 --> 01:01:15,150
If you needed money, all you had to do
was come to me.

992
01:01:16,610 --> 01:01:19,870
$65. If it was $6 ,500, I'd have given
it to you.

993
01:01:20,350 --> 01:01:22,190
I never thought I'd live to see this
day.

994
01:01:25,050 --> 01:01:26,330
I'm sending Dink to his mother.

995
01:01:26,830 --> 01:01:29,730
What? I'm sending Dink to his mother.
I've thought it over. It's the only

996
01:01:29,730 --> 01:01:31,150
to do. I don't get your reasoning.

997
01:01:31,390 --> 01:01:32,850
I ain't no good for him. That's my
reason.

998
01:01:33,230 --> 01:01:34,370
You'll be better off with her.

999
01:01:34,690 --> 01:01:36,030
And you're going to help. How?

1000
01:01:36,710 --> 01:01:37,790
Why get me into this?

1001
01:01:38,010 --> 01:01:39,130
You're going to take him to her.

1002
01:01:39,570 --> 01:01:42,350
Maybe they're still at the hotel. If
they're not, take him where they live.

1003
01:01:42,940 --> 01:01:44,780
Philadelphia? Yeah, I'll fill you in.
Don't argue.

1004
01:01:45,700 --> 01:01:48,700
Dink knows you, she knows you, and
you're the only one that can do it.

1005
01:01:50,780 --> 01:01:51,780
What's the matter?

1006
01:01:51,900 --> 01:01:52,900
I don't know.

1007
01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:55,960
Everything's all piled up. I'm tired.
I'm beat.

1008
01:01:56,220 --> 01:01:58,100
Give yourself a break. Let it rest for
now.

1009
01:01:58,380 --> 01:02:01,580
No. You'll have a tough time getting rid
of them. I'll get rid of them.

1010
01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:04,260
Maybe you'll even forget me. Kids are
like that.

1011
01:02:04,980 --> 01:02:08,180
I'd think it over some more if I were
you. I've thought it over plenty. I'm

1012
01:02:08,180 --> 01:02:09,180
going to think about it anymore.

1013
01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:11,840
Hi, Dotto.

1014
01:02:12,149 --> 01:02:15,550
Uncle Goldie, say, something big must be
up. I'll make some coffee. Don't

1015
01:02:15,550 --> 01:02:17,050
bother. You're going with Goldie.

1016
01:02:17,750 --> 01:02:19,030
Sure. Where?

1017
01:02:19,650 --> 01:02:20,750
Goldie's taking you to your mother.

1018
01:02:21,750 --> 01:02:22,629
What for?

1019
01:02:22,630 --> 01:02:25,150
Because I said so. You're going to stay
with your mother from now on.

1020
01:02:26,530 --> 01:02:29,030
Oh, no, daughter. I want to stay with
you.

1021
01:02:29,790 --> 01:02:30,790
You do?

1022
01:02:30,890 --> 01:02:31,890
Sure.

1023
01:02:33,150 --> 01:02:34,089
That's tough.

1024
01:02:34,090 --> 01:02:35,870
You're just out of luck. You're going to
your mother.

1025
01:02:38,990 --> 01:02:40,490
What am I going to do with her?

1026
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:43,820
Well, you go to school every day and
learn something.

1027
01:02:44,580 --> 01:02:45,800
Grow up to be somebody.

1028
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:49,160
I'm tired of feeding you. Let her feed
you for a while.

1029
01:02:50,140 --> 01:02:51,580
I just don't like you anymore.

1030
01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:56,220
You're hanging around me everywhere I go
and saying you ain't all the time.

1031
01:02:57,420 --> 01:02:59,180
I just don't like you anymore, that's
all.

1032
01:02:59,820 --> 01:03:01,480
I won't eat so much, Dodo.

1033
01:03:02,100 --> 01:03:03,680
And I won't hang around you.

1034
01:03:04,260 --> 01:03:05,620
I'll just stay here.

1035
01:03:06,020 --> 01:03:07,020
No, no.

1036
01:03:07,460 --> 01:03:08,700
Don't send me, Dodo.

1037
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:10,800
See, I'm going to school here.

1038
01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:14,360
I could grow up to be somebody here. No,
no, no.

1039
01:03:14,660 --> 01:03:16,800
You're going to your mother. And I want
no sniveling around.

1040
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:20,260
You're going to stay with her. I don't
want any back talk from you. Now, that's

1041
01:03:20,260 --> 01:03:21,260
that.

1042
01:03:21,460 --> 01:03:22,460
No, Dodo.

1043
01:03:22,780 --> 01:03:23,960
I ain't going to go.

1044
01:03:24,180 --> 01:03:26,660
I'm telling you, I ain't going to go.
Yes, you are.

1045
01:03:26,980 --> 01:03:30,560
Dodo, I don't want to go. Shut up.
Goldie's taking you to your mother. No,

1046
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:31,560
want to stay with you.

1047
01:03:31,860 --> 01:03:33,660
Please. I want to stay with you.

1048
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:35,000
You're going to your mother.

1049
01:03:48,490 --> 01:03:49,490
want me.

1050
01:03:49,890 --> 01:03:51,850
Go on, blow. Get out of here.

1051
01:04:00,550 --> 01:04:02,050
And leave that picture here.

1052
01:04:02,770 --> 01:04:04,770
It's mine. He gave it to me.

1053
01:04:05,170 --> 01:04:06,410
Well, I'm taking it back.

1054
01:04:06,670 --> 01:04:07,790
Now go on, get out.

1055
01:04:08,710 --> 01:04:10,470
Go on, I'm sick of looking at you.

1056
01:04:24,810 --> 01:04:25,810
My kid.

1057
01:04:26,090 --> 01:04:30,730
I hit my kid. I hit him. I hit my kid. I
hit him.

1058
01:04:37,750 --> 01:04:39,930
Brown, the lights, please. Yes, ma 'am.

1059
01:04:42,990 --> 01:04:43,990
Oh, Mommy.

1060
01:04:44,110 --> 01:04:45,110
That's all for tonight.

1061
01:04:45,170 --> 01:04:48,270
Can I look at your mom? No, you can't.
You can see it again tomorrow.

1062
01:04:48,810 --> 01:04:50,510
Hey, Daddy, good night. Good night,
honey.

1063
01:04:51,110 --> 01:04:52,130
Wasn't that a nice picture?

1064
01:04:52,610 --> 01:04:53,870
Yes. Sweet dreams, darling.

1065
01:04:56,300 --> 01:04:57,300
Tell me a story.

1066
01:04:57,600 --> 01:04:59,040
All right, honey, I'll whisper you one.

1067
01:05:00,900 --> 01:05:02,100
Time for bed, Dink.

1068
01:05:03,180 --> 01:05:04,180
Bedtime.

1069
01:05:04,820 --> 01:05:06,820
Gee, you have a little cold, haven't
you?

1070
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:12,380
Yeah. You know, my eyes and nose, well,
they've been running something awful.

1071
01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:15,440
Maybe it's the roses. They do that to
some people.

1072
01:05:15,700 --> 01:05:17,140
Yeah, that's what it is, the roses.

1073
01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:21,720
There aren't any roses around here. Oh,
sometimes it's just in the air.

1074
01:05:22,330 --> 01:05:25,470
Say, Dink, that reminds me. A friend of
mine makes model airplanes with real

1075
01:05:25,470 --> 01:05:26,470
gasoline engines.

1076
01:05:26,830 --> 01:05:30,290
He said if we want to come out with him
on Sunday, he'll show us how to fly one,

1077
01:05:30,390 --> 01:05:31,490
and then perhaps we could build one.

1078
01:05:31,910 --> 01:05:32,910
Yeah.

1079
01:05:34,410 --> 01:05:36,350
Well, we'll... we'll see.

1080
01:05:39,410 --> 01:05:41,190
Come on. Come on, you two. Run upstairs.

1081
01:05:41,790 --> 01:05:43,270
I'll be up in a minute to get you
settled.

1082
01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:05,880
Come in.

1083
01:06:12,680 --> 01:06:13,720
Like your room, dear?

1084
01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:17,520
Fine. You better get undressed. I'll get
your pajamas.

1085
01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:30,880
Could I help you, darling?

1086
01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:33,340
No, I can't undress myself.

1087
01:06:38,570 --> 01:06:41,810
Ralph is sort of looking forward to that
airplane thing on Sunday.

1088
01:06:42,390 --> 01:06:43,830
Sounds exciting, doesn't it?

1089
01:06:44,150 --> 01:06:45,150
Yeah.

1090
01:06:48,890 --> 01:06:49,910
Let me help you.

1091
01:06:51,250 --> 01:06:56,450
No. Let me take that one.

1092
01:06:57,270 --> 01:06:58,270
Okay.

1093
01:07:10,589 --> 01:07:12,690
You don't know how happy I am to have
you here.

1094
01:07:19,510 --> 01:07:21,170
You better go now, Pa.

1095
01:07:22,510 --> 01:07:23,690
Couldn't I just turn my back?

1096
01:07:25,490 --> 01:07:27,150
Only if you turn it all the way.

1097
01:07:27,530 --> 01:07:28,530
All right.

1098
01:07:33,970 --> 01:07:35,650
It's going to be wonderful for you here,
Dink.

1099
01:07:36,450 --> 01:07:38,610
There's so many nice boys in the
neighborhood to play with.

1100
01:07:44,940 --> 01:07:46,240
Aren't you going to put on your pajamas?

1101
01:07:46,580 --> 01:07:47,760
I don't wear them things.

1102
01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:49,520
All right.

1103
01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:51,120
Let's get tucked in real good.

1104
01:07:55,200 --> 01:07:56,720
You know the Sandman bit?

1105
01:08:01,660 --> 01:08:02,840
Sand in the left eye.

1106
01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:05,080
Sand in the right eye.

1107
01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:07,040
Shed a tear.

1108
01:08:07,660 --> 01:08:08,780
There's mud in your eye.

1109
01:08:48,270 --> 01:08:49,270
All tucked in?

1110
01:08:52,029 --> 01:08:55,170
Ralph, if just once he'd call me mother.

1111
01:08:55,430 --> 01:08:57,870
The day he calls you mother, our battle
is won.

1112
01:09:46,280 --> 01:09:47,840
You gotta snap out of it, Dodo.

1113
01:09:48,100 --> 01:09:52,060
For years, you've been dreaming of the
big chance. And this is it. I'm laying

1114
01:09:52,060 --> 01:09:52,818
in your lap.

1115
01:09:52,819 --> 01:09:53,819
Yeah, I'm not interested.

1116
01:09:53,960 --> 01:09:55,280
Dodo, I know how you feel.

1117
01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:56,660
But this is television.

1118
01:09:57,180 --> 01:10:00,520
39 weeks. If you click, it's big money.
Bigger money than you ever made.

1119
01:10:00,780 --> 01:10:01,920
I don't need any money.

1120
01:10:02,140 --> 01:10:04,780
You do need money. The more the money,
you need the comeback.

1121
01:10:05,100 --> 01:10:06,220
This is a new medium.

1122
01:10:06,440 --> 01:10:07,440
It's a new audience.

1123
01:10:07,760 --> 01:10:10,720
There are millions of people, kids, who
have never seen you.

1124
01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:12,040
I'm washed up.

1125
01:10:12,280 --> 01:10:14,660
They always hop along Cassidy, and he
had to feed a horse.

1126
01:10:15,820 --> 01:10:20,940
Go away. Leave me alone, will you? For
your own sake, Dodo. For your own pride.

1127
01:10:21,100 --> 01:10:23,380
Think. The Dodo Delvin Show.

1128
01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:25,700
We're supposed to start rehearsals
tomorrow.

1129
01:10:26,080 --> 01:10:28,000
Who needs rehearsals? Who needs
television?

1130
01:10:28,420 --> 01:10:29,520
All I need is some sleep.

1131
01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:37,120
Think.

1132
01:10:49,930 --> 01:10:50,930
Hello, Donald.

1133
01:10:52,890 --> 01:10:54,090
Gee whiz.

1134
01:10:59,770 --> 01:11:02,870
I thought I'd come and see how you were.

1135
01:11:04,830 --> 01:11:05,830
Gee.

1136
01:11:07,670 --> 01:11:08,970
Got a little cold, huh?

1137
01:11:10,110 --> 01:11:11,110
No.

1138
01:11:12,430 --> 01:11:14,050
I'm just sort of crying.

1139
01:11:14,370 --> 01:11:15,790
Oh, no, you're not.

1140
01:11:17,290 --> 01:11:18,810
You look swell, Dean.

1141
01:11:29,420 --> 01:11:30,880
Sure is a classy hoot.

1142
01:11:32,100 --> 01:11:34,460
By golly, you've even got a manicure.

1143
01:11:36,380 --> 01:11:38,120
What happened to your hand?

1144
01:11:38,540 --> 01:11:40,920
Oh, it's nothing. Just scratched it a
little.

1145
01:11:42,280 --> 01:11:44,060
You been feeling good, Toto?

1146
01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:45,400
Sure.

1147
01:11:46,020 --> 01:11:48,200
Been feeling great.

1148
01:11:48,560 --> 01:11:49,560
The greatest.

1149
01:11:50,780 --> 01:11:52,440
I ain't even had one drink.

1150
01:11:53,100 --> 01:11:54,620
Don't say you ain't, Toto.

1151
01:12:00,470 --> 01:12:01,470
Thanks.

1152
01:12:06,970 --> 01:12:07,970
Guess what?

1153
01:12:08,410 --> 01:12:09,890
Goldie's got me a television deal.

1154
01:12:10,550 --> 01:12:12,470
Coast to coast, a half -hour program.

1155
01:12:12,750 --> 01:12:14,450
A half -hour, the Dodo Delwyn show.

1156
01:12:14,730 --> 01:12:15,549
No kidding?

1157
01:12:15,550 --> 01:12:17,470
Yeah. We start rehearsals tomorrow.

1158
01:12:17,750 --> 01:12:21,250
I got a lot of swell material, too. I'll
bet you have. Am I glad you're going to

1159
01:12:21,250 --> 01:12:24,010
be around to help me because I'm going
to kill the people. I always said you

1160
01:12:24,010 --> 01:12:26,210
could. There's no reason why I can't
stage a comeback.

1161
01:12:26,550 --> 01:12:27,249
You'll slam.

1162
01:12:27,250 --> 01:12:28,250
You'll be better never.

1163
01:12:28,350 --> 01:12:30,770
Yeah, and when I do, you know what I'm
going to do? Have two girls to follow us

1164
01:12:30,770 --> 01:12:33,150
around, do nothing but take care of our
fingernails. Couldn't we get a couple

1165
01:12:33,150 --> 01:12:35,610
men to do that? A couple. We'll get ten.
One for each finger.

1166
01:12:35,830 --> 01:12:37,410
And we're going to get that yellow
convertible.

1167
01:12:37,690 --> 01:12:39,490
The one with the horn that goes... Beep,
beep.

1168
01:12:40,250 --> 01:12:44,070
We'll travel all over, personal
appearances, Philadelphia, Chicago,

1169
01:12:44,210 --> 01:12:45,890
Miami, boy, we'll really... All

1170
01:12:45,890 --> 01:12:54,110
right,

1171
01:12:57,050 --> 01:12:59,990
quiet down, everybody. Hold it, hold it,
please.

1172
01:13:00,650 --> 01:13:02,050
I want to talk to Dodo.

1173
01:13:02,310 --> 01:13:04,670
Yes, sir. Dodo, over on the boom mic,
huh?

1174
01:13:05,610 --> 01:13:06,610
Merrick, hit your spot.

1175
01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:15,940
After the opening jollies, I do an
imitation of different people walking up

1176
01:13:15,940 --> 01:13:16,759
down stairs.

1177
01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:20,440
Look, could we see it once just for
cameras? Everybody else clear the stage,

1178
01:13:20,500 --> 01:13:21,500
please. Everybody.

1179
01:13:21,820 --> 01:13:25,380
You want me to do the falls? No, no, no.
Save yourself on the falls. I just want

1180
01:13:25,380 --> 01:13:27,200
to mind it up with the cameras. Well,
can I have the stairs?

1181
01:13:27,460 --> 01:13:30,320
Stairs, fellas. Come on, get on them.
Will you please the stairs? Where's my

1182
01:13:30,320 --> 01:13:34,400
hat? Never mind the hat, Dodo. I just
want to see how high you go on the steps

1183
01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:36,600
so I know I'll have you in camera at all
times.

1184
01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:41,020
Okay. Well, let's start off with a
couple of gags about different people

1185
01:13:41,020 --> 01:13:41,818
up stairs.

1186
01:13:41,820 --> 01:13:44,800
And then I go about this high. I never
go any higher than this, and it's all

1187
01:13:44,800 --> 01:13:47,460
pretty fast. I don't know if they can
carry it or not.

1188
01:13:47,740 --> 01:13:53,020
Then we... Hey, something's wrong with
Dodo.

1189
01:13:53,820 --> 01:13:55,100
You all right, Dodo? Dodo!

1190
01:13:55,440 --> 01:13:58,340
Somebody get some water. Yeah, get back.
Give him a little air. I'm okay.

1191
01:13:58,580 --> 01:14:01,300
Did you hurt yourself, Dodo? No, I'm all
right. I got just a little dizzy was

1192
01:14:01,300 --> 01:14:03,500
all. What time is it? Here, drink this.

1193
01:14:03,720 --> 01:14:04,720
Thank you.

1194
01:14:05,980 --> 01:14:07,460
1228, Ziegfeld watch time.

1195
01:14:07,680 --> 01:14:10,440
Dodo, you better go in and lie down for
a while. We'll break for lunch. One

1196
01:14:10,440 --> 01:14:11,318
hour, everybody.

1197
01:14:11,320 --> 01:14:14,380
In your dressing room, Dodo. What's
everybody making a big fuss over

1198
01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:18,000
How's the show going to look?

1199
01:14:18,700 --> 01:14:19,700
Sensational.

1200
01:14:19,820 --> 01:14:23,720
Sensational. Hey, you okay, Dodo? I'm
fine, but run out and get us some lunch,

1201
01:14:23,820 --> 01:14:24,818
will you? Yeah. I'm okay.

1202
01:14:24,820 --> 01:14:26,200
You sure scared me for a second.

1203
01:14:26,420 --> 01:14:28,560
Yeah, nothing to worry about. Hey,
what's with Dodo? I don't know.

1204
01:14:28,560 --> 01:14:30,300
happened. You better call Dr. Strauss.
Right.

1205
01:14:38,350 --> 01:14:41,950
This is Dodo Delwin, star of television
and stethoscopes. Am I getting through

1206
01:14:41,950 --> 01:14:45,070
to you, Doc? Will you keep quiet and let
him listen? When was the last time you

1207
01:14:45,070 --> 01:14:46,070
had a checkup, Dodo?

1208
01:14:46,330 --> 01:14:49,910
Look, Doc, for the last ten years, you
could deposit all my checks with a

1209
01:14:49,910 --> 01:14:52,770
racket. Now Goldie's trying to treat me
like a prize racehorse.

1210
01:14:53,010 --> 01:14:56,410
I'd like you to drop in the office later
on today. I want to examine you more

1211
01:14:56,410 --> 01:14:59,510
thoroughly. I can. I got rehearsals
today and I got a show tomorrow.

1212
01:14:59,850 --> 01:15:02,730
Well, what about the day after? Nah, be
too busy taking bows.

1213
01:15:03,690 --> 01:15:04,690
He'll be there, Doc.

1214
01:15:08,390 --> 01:15:10,250
Some of them nice sour pickles.

1215
01:15:11,310 --> 01:15:12,750
Pastrami and sour pickles?

1216
01:15:40,010 --> 01:15:40,869
What are you doing here?

1217
01:15:40,870 --> 01:15:41,890
We came to see the show.

1218
01:15:42,430 --> 01:15:43,430
Paula here, too?

1219
01:15:43,490 --> 01:15:44,490
Paula, too.

1220
01:15:44,610 --> 01:15:46,570
Good. It's going to be a smash -a -roo.

1221
01:15:47,190 --> 01:15:48,470
We'll keep our fingers crossed.

1222
01:15:48,810 --> 01:15:50,290
Pretty hard to apply it that way, eh?

1223
01:15:51,570 --> 01:15:53,910
Yeah. You see me? Okay, then.

1224
01:15:54,270 --> 01:15:56,370
Hello, Dink. How's Dodo? Fine. Good.

1225
01:15:56,710 --> 01:15:59,190
You better check with downstairs about
the opening billboard.

1226
01:15:59,510 --> 01:16:01,070
How's our time on that last rehearsal?

1227
01:16:01,490 --> 01:16:02,490
26 .32.

1228
01:16:16,680 --> 01:16:17,680
Hello, Dodo.

1229
01:16:18,500 --> 01:16:19,500
Paula.

1230
01:16:27,860 --> 01:16:29,720
Ralph and I came down to see the show.

1231
01:16:30,960 --> 01:16:32,020
And to get dink?

1232
01:16:32,280 --> 01:16:33,280
No.

1233
01:16:33,880 --> 01:16:35,400
No, we tried that. It didn't work.

1234
01:16:36,460 --> 01:16:38,000
He loves you very much, Dodo.

1235
01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:39,880
Why, yes, he does.

1236
01:16:41,680 --> 01:16:43,060
He's a fine boy, isn't he?

1237
01:16:46,600 --> 01:16:47,940
You've done a wonderful job.

1238
01:16:52,140 --> 01:16:55,220
Gee, Paula, that coming from you means a
lot.

1239
01:16:56,460 --> 01:17:00,960
If I click tonight, I'll be on Easy
Street and I'll give him everything he

1240
01:17:00,960 --> 01:17:02,360
needs. Why shouldn't you click?

1241
01:17:03,080 --> 01:17:04,480
You're a great comic, Dodo.

1242
01:17:06,020 --> 01:17:07,660
I'll be out there rooting for you.

1243
01:17:08,420 --> 01:17:09,420
Good luck.

1244
01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:12,020
Gee, I can't miss.

1245
01:17:15,600 --> 01:17:17,620
Paula. I was never in your class.

1246
01:17:18,620 --> 01:17:20,520
But believe me, I'll see the dinkies.

1247
01:17:39,980 --> 01:17:45,860
Seven, six, five, four, three, two...

1248
01:17:46,160 --> 01:17:47,440
Roll the opening billboard.

1249
01:17:48,980 --> 01:17:54,760
Statewide steel, the steel that builds
America, presents

1250
01:17:54,760 --> 01:18:01,420
the daffy delightful crown of clowns,
Dodo Delwyn.

1251
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Hugh Dodo.

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01:18:18,830 --> 01:18:22,090
Thank you very much, ladies and
gentlemen, for your wonderful reception,

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01:18:22,090 --> 01:18:27,730
thanks for inviting me into your living
room. I suppose a lot of you right now

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01:18:27,730 --> 01:18:32,050
have sent for the television repairman
to get your sets fixed, but they're not

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01:18:32,050 --> 01:18:33,810
out of focus. I always look this way.

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01:18:38,220 --> 01:18:41,720
I didn't think anyone would recognize me
being new to television, but coming

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01:18:41,720 --> 01:18:45,240
into the stage door, someone yelled,
Dodo's in the crowd! And they all turned

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01:18:45,240 --> 01:18:47,060
around and looked at me. Gee, I was so
embarrassed.

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01:18:47,500 --> 01:18:48,780
I was sorry I yelled.

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01:18:51,840 --> 01:18:56,360
I'm sort of new to television. This is
my first appearance, as you know, and I

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01:18:56,360 --> 01:18:59,260
have worked a lot of nightclubs. Of
course, you know what a nightclub is.

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01:18:59,260 --> 01:19:01,020
where high -class people stand around
like this.

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01:19:07,310 --> 01:19:08,310
What time's the floor show?

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01:19:08,770 --> 01:19:09,770
I,

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01:19:13,710 --> 01:19:17,290
uh, a lot of you folks, of course, have
never seen me before.

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01:19:18,150 --> 01:19:22,330
The type of things I do, each actor has
a specialty of some kind. They're all

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01:19:22,330 --> 01:19:24,050
nervous here tonight, everyone but me.

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What I try to do is to do things that
happen in everyday life, things that you

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do and that I do. Now, for instance,
coming in tonight, I was noticing

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01:19:35,390 --> 01:19:37,050
people, how they walk up and down
stairs.

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01:19:37,490 --> 01:19:41,030
I'd like to show how you look walking up
and down stairs. Wait a minute.

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01:19:41,270 --> 01:19:42,270
Here.

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What did it do? Heel up?

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01:19:51,070 --> 01:19:52,070
Oh.

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You see, I wasn't prepared to do this.
It just so happens I had a pair of

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with me.

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01:19:57,100 --> 01:19:59,840
Well, first now, we have a fellow who
works in an office building. They

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take two steps at a time.

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01:20:03,840 --> 01:20:07,320
Now, the same guy one day, she's a very
beautiful girl, and he wants to make an

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01:20:07,320 --> 01:20:09,840
impression with her, so he takes three
steps at a time.

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01:20:13,840 --> 01:20:15,700
You ever see a cowboy going upstairs?

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01:20:18,900 --> 01:20:21,080
A nearsighted guy coming downstairs.

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01:20:28,430 --> 01:20:29,430
Did you ever see a model?

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01:20:29,530 --> 01:20:32,990
I love these fashion shows. They're not
allowed to look down, see, and they're

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01:20:32,990 --> 01:20:34,090
always afraid they're going to fall.

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01:20:43,330 --> 01:20:49,790
Then we have a fellow who has been out a
little bit too late, and he comes in

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01:20:49,790 --> 01:20:50,970
about three in the morning.

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01:22:21,090 --> 01:22:25,570
Now, ladies and gentlemen, we'd like for
you to meet four very beautiful girls.

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01:22:26,450 --> 01:22:31,210
They have just completed a successful
engagement at the pump room of the

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Hospital. I give you now the Ajax
sisters.

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01:22:42,270 --> 01:22:44,270
He didn't leave that wall, did he? No.

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01:22:59,470 --> 01:23:02,090
What is it? What's the matter? Dodo,
don't you feel good? No, I'm okay.

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01:23:02,530 --> 01:23:05,410
Where's the stuff for the last scene?
Where's the wardrobe man? Dodo, you're

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01:23:05,410 --> 01:23:08,430
up to it. Dodo, I never saw you look
like this before.

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01:23:08,710 --> 01:23:09,688
What's the matter?

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01:23:09,690 --> 01:23:13,010
Nothing. I'm okay. I'm okay. Get him out
of here, Goldie. Get him out of here.

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01:23:13,110 --> 01:23:14,890
You're not well. No show is worth it.

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Dink's worth it.

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Give me my coat.

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01:23:17,490 --> 01:23:20,590
Listen to Uncle Goldie. Don't do it. You
should rest.

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Dink, be a good boy now. Don't bother
me. Where's my hat? It's on the set.

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finish the show, don't worry.

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What's the matter with him? What's the
matter with Dodo?

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And now, Dodo Deldwyn and Willie Blotto
in Topsy Turvy.

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Well, it's finished, Mrs. Blotto.

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Good. Jeff, mail me the bill. It's going
to be a whopper. I don't care what it

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costs if it works. I'm sick and tired of
his staying out all night. I want to

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01:23:50,270 --> 01:23:53,610
give him one good scare to put him back
on the wagon for keeps. Well, this ought

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to do it. I wouldn't want to be in his
shoes when he wakes up.

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Oh, no.

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Oh, no. Now, wait a minute.

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I've seen a lot of rumors in my day, but
they just don't look right to me. They

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just don't look right. I've seen a lot
of rumors, but they just don't look

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to me.

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01:24:59,690 --> 01:25:01,810
Uncle Henry, got anything on your hip?

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Empty. Empty.

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Oh no.

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Oh no.

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I'm on the floor, but I'm afraid to
stand up.

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I can't let them catch me here.

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Yes,

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dear, what is it?

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Oh, no.

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a little food in me. That's what I need.

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When you get sober, come down off the
wall and have your breakfast, will you?

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01:26:54,700 --> 01:26:56,120
But, Willie, it was all a joke.

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It was?

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Oh, well, why didn't you tell me?

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A gentleman always helps a lady.

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I don't know how to really thank you
except to say that, well, show business

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more ups and downs than an elevator.

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It's either feast or famine.

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I guess it's no secret that the last few
years it's been famine with me.

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But tonight you've changed all of that.

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With your laughter and applause, you
filled my heart.

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So may I say thank you and bless you.

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Good night.

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You did it, Dodo. You did it. You were
great. Just great.

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01:27:54,460 --> 01:27:55,900
Great show, Dodo. Wonderful.

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Thanks a lot. Let's go to this dressing
room.

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Dodo, a great show. You were wonderful.

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Got to take it easy, huh, Doc?

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01:28:04,960 --> 01:28:06,020
Oh, you were terrific.

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01:28:06,260 --> 01:28:07,260
Great show, Dodo.

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01:28:07,480 --> 01:28:08,580
What a night, boys.

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01:28:09,220 --> 01:28:11,700
Get Dr.

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Strauss, quick.

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01:28:12,720 --> 01:28:14,160
Don't be carrying the dressing room.

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01:28:20,890 --> 01:28:22,330
Nothing. Don't look so worried.

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01:28:23,390 --> 01:28:25,570
I did the topsy -turvy without a set.

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I was good, wasn't I, Dink?

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I'll say you were.

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You wanted me to quit in the middle of
the show.

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Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

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01:28:38,290 --> 01:28:41,590
Mm -hmm. Oh, come on, Dink. Give me the
old smile, huh?

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01:28:42,210 --> 01:28:44,050
Give Dodo the old front and center.

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Were you proud of your old man?

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01:28:49,360 --> 01:28:50,680
Oh, gee, Dodo.

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He and I, haven't I always been?

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Sure.

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That's my Dinky.

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Good boy.

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Dodo! Dodo, open your eyes! Look at me,
Dodo!

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Dodo, please, it stinks!

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Open your eyes and look at me! Please,
please!

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Doctor, what's the matter? What's the
matter with him? Oh, come on, son.

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You've got to be brave.

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Dodo's just tired, you know.

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Come on.